Spread a smile by telling a joke or a funny story today. Here are a few of our favorites:
The past, present and future walked into their high school reunion. It was tense.
People are always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be in an exam I haven’t studied for wearing a tutu
I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.
What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless
I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels
My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired
What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.