Spread a smile by telling a joke or a funny story today. Here are a few of our favorites:

• The past, present and future walked into their high school reunion. It was tense.

• People are always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be in an exam I haven’t studied for wearing a tutu

• I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.

• What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.

• Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down.
  Knock knock.
  Who's there?
  The chicken.

• What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

• Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless

• I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

• If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.

• What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

• Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

• My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired

• Knock knock.
  Who’s there?
  An extraterrestrial.
  Extraterrestrial who?
  What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?

• Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.