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National Tell a Joke Day

Spread a smile by telling a joke or a funny story today. Here are a few of our favorites:

  • The past, present and future walked into their high school reunion. It was tense.

  • People are always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be in an exam I haven’t studied for wearing a tutu

  • I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.

  • What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.

  • Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down.
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    The chicken.

  • What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

  • Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless

  • I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

  • If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.

  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels

  • My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired

  • Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    An extraterrestrial.
    Extraterrestrial who?
    What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?

  • Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star.

Earlier Event: August 15
National Relaxation Day